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sirartwork:

Someone get this boy some squats, milk and protein powder STAT
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  • Girl walks by guy and he gets hard
  • Girl: Boys are so weak, just walking by gets your dicks hard
  • Guy: Bitch I was thinking about Metal Gear Solid V so unless you can provide me with Tactical Espionage Action in 1080p at 60fps get that bullshit away from me
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It’s very evident as to where Pat’s hatred of sandals comes from. He clearly got sick of them when he walked all that distance in sandals on a mission to destroy the one ring that one time.

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